its weird that guys get so touchy when you accuse them of sexism like “im not sexist wtf????” when they should really be worried about “ive been acting sexist wtf????” like dude youre not the victim of an accusation the accusation is the result of your behavior
literally every person born into a position to oppress has behaved like this and its gross
The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.
There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
if tumblr were to ever shut down:
meeting people who like anime is either very good or very bad.
A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”
I cry of laughter everytime I watch this.
what the fuclk did i just watch
the best goddamn adaptation ever